The Real Dave Clarke.mp3
Would the Real Dave Clarke Please Stand Up
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will, The Real Dave Clark please stand up?
I repeat will, The Real Dave Clarke please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here
Your stand Dave Clarke before the court this day
Yeah as guilty as sin . Its clear these crimes are the worst could have bin
Ah wait, no wait, your kidding said one, he didn't just confess to those crimes that he done ?
And the court clerk said
Yes he did have you not listened he told us all
And the magistrate said
We've considered what we aught to do to this unusual man but no, no said the other, looking at him It's a martyr he wants us to make him and we won't have that
No gratification for the man, so this the plan
let him prove claims in a three year span, un-guided by us , we'll give him some rope
That'l prove he'd be telling the truth all along
So Dave Clarke, that's it, you can go, we don't want to see you back here again.
Now Go and tell them all what's has happened to you.
Dave Clarke Your a bright shining sample for what a criminal should do.
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will, The Real Dave Clark please stand up?
I repeat will, The Real Dave Clarke please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here
Your stand Dave Clarke before the court this day
Yeah as guilty as sin . Its clear these crimes are the worst could have bin
Ah wait, no wait, your kidding said one, he didn't just confess to those crimes that he done ?
And the court clerk said
Yes he did have you not listened he told us all
And the magistrate said
We've considered what we aught to do to this unusual man but no, no said the other, looking at him It's a martyr he wants us to make him and we won't have that
No gratification for the man, so this the plan
let him prove claims in a three year span, un-guided by us , we'll give him some rope
That'l prove he'd be telling the truth all along
So Dave Clarke, that's it, you can go, we don't want to see you back here again.
Now Go and tell them all what's has happened to you.
Dave Clarke Your a bright shining sample for what a criminal should do.